bonerfart:

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"Waiter, do you have any Gluten Free options on the menu?"

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"Terribly sorry sir, I’m afraid we currently have no GF"

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kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

asgardsmayor:

*sweats nervously*

asgardsmayor:

*sweats nervously*

batteur:

There will be a second part soon, I promise

I hope the gifs in the first four panels work ´A`;;

vkitten:

incredible

vkitten:

incredible

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

 - when they mess up your order at mcdonalds
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fujitoras:

i read this left-to-right by accident
"am i reading? what the fuck?"

fujitoras:

i read this left-to-right by accident

"am i reading? what the fuck?"

Chatmonchy - Koko Dake no Hanashi
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percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45